carp: word of the day
Carp*
A fish, duh. They’re not worth eating (unless you’re in china where it seems like everything’s worth eating, or at least edible), but in Minnesota people spear them from canoes, pull them ashore, and take their pictures next to five-year-old girls.
*Voraxed: Shares roots with the now-common phrase carpe diem, or YOLO.
